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The "Perfect" Frenchie Tee
The "Perfect" Frenchie Tee
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Look at the print. Leonardo da Vinci wished he had discovered this.
Forget ancient architecture or Renaissance art. The universe officially reached peak mathematical perfection when it designed the French Bulldog "sploot." This tee celebrates the flawless geometry of a heavy-headed pup completely melting into the floor like a furry pancake. It’s not lazy—it’s divine proportions.
Why it’s a must-have:
Intellectual Humor: A clever, high-brow blend of sacred geometry and low-brow dog loafing that real Frenchie parents will instantly laugh at.
Premium Retail Fit: Crafted from ultra-soft, lightweight fabric that feels broken-in from day one and easily survives daily dog-life.
Clean, Artistic Aesthetic: Sharp navy linework on a classic heather gray backdrop—subtle, stylish, and perfect for casual wear.
👇 Tap the tabs below for the Size Guide and Care Instructions.
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Size guide
| Size Label | Length | Width |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Width: Measured across the chest, 1" below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
Care Instructions
Our prints are made for the real, chaotic life of living with dogs. The design is printed using premium, eco-friendly water-based inks directly into the fabric fibers, so it won’t crack—even if your French Bulldog decides to launch muddy paws straight at your chest.
To keep your tee looking as fresh as day one, follow these simple rules (trust us, they’re way easier than training your pup):
- Washing: Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F), always inside out. This protects the print from friction against the washing machine drum.
- Detergent: Use mild detergents. Avoid chlorine and harsh bleaching agents (No Bleach).
- Drying: Hang drying is best. If you must use a dryer, select the gentlest cycle on low heat (Tumble dry low).
- Ironing: Iron exclusively inside out on a medium setting. Never run a hot iron directly over the face of the print—leave the stubbornness to your bulldog.
- Dry Cleaning: Do not dry clean. This apparel is designed for cozy, messy everyday life, not complex chemical treatments.