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The "Evolution" Frenchie Tee
The "Evolution" Frenchie Tee
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Look at the print. Millions of years of human progress, perfectly summed up.
Mankind survived ice ages, invented the wheel, and built civilizations, all leading up to this ultimate crowning achievement: becoming a full-time personal assistant to a short, stubborn French Bulldog. Let's be real—you aren't walking the dog. That little potato is leading the march of progress, and you're just there to hold the leash, carry the bags, and serve the treats.
Why it’s a must-have:
Witty Progress Humor: A hilarious, clever spin on the classic scientific timeline that perfectly captures who is really running the household.
Premium Retail Fit: Crafted from ultra-soft, lightweight fabric that offers the perfect amount of stretch and easily handles daily dog-parent life.
Sleek Panoramic Art: Sharp navy graphic detail stretching perfectly across a premium heather gray background for a clean, balanced, and stylish look.
👇 Tap the tabs below for the Size Guide and Care Instructions.
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Size guide
| Size Label | Length | Width |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Width: Measured across the chest, 1" below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
Care Instructions
Our prints are made for the real, chaotic life of living with dogs. The design is printed using premium, eco-friendly water-based inks directly into the fabric fibers, so it won’t crack—even if your French Bulldog decides to launch muddy paws straight at your chest.
To keep your tee looking as fresh as day one, follow these simple rules (trust us, they’re way easier than training your pup):
- Washing: Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F), always inside out. This protects the print from friction against the washing machine drum.
- Detergent: Use mild detergents. Avoid chlorine and harsh bleaching agents (No Bleach).
- Drying: Hang drying is best. If you must use a dryer, select the gentlest cycle on low heat (Tumble dry low).
- Ironing: Iron exclusively inside out on a medium setting. Never run a hot iron directly over the face of the print—leave the stubbornness to your bulldog.
- Dry Cleaning: Do not dry clean. This apparel is designed for cozy, messy everyday life, not complex chemical treatments.